Ironic Snowmobile Warning Sticker. 5".

A singular spoof, snowmobile warning sticker, originally designed to take a bit of a poke at the politically correct.

Of course we do not endorse any of the views expressed (even more health & safety)

TEXT IS AS FOLLOWS:

SNOWMOBILES CAN BE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS.

NEVER OPERATE WHEN TIRED OR AFTER CONSUMING
DRUGS OR DRINK UNLESS YOU ARE SO HUNGOVER,
HIGH OR PISSED YOU CAN’T READ THIS.

ONLY USE ON THE PUBLIC HIGHWAY IF YOU ARE QUALIFIED
TO DO SO OR ITS DARK AND LATE AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY
OTHER WHEELS AND NEED TO IMPRESS SOME FOXY CHICK.

ALWAYS WEAR APPROPRIATE SAFETY GEAR - YOU
DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’S BEEN!

GASOLINE (PETROL STUPID) IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE
TRY NOT TO USE A MATCH OR FAG TO SEE IF THERE IS
ANY IN THE TANK.

ALWAYS USE SAFETY EYE WEAR, SHADES ARE COOL,LOOK
REAL NEAT AND CHICKS CAN’T TELL WHERE YOU’RE LOOKING.

NEVER OPERATE AT SPEEDS BEYOND YOUR COMPETENCE
 - YUP, SORRY BUT SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE PUSHING INSTEAD OF RIDING THIS THING.

ALWAYS READ THE HANDBOOK BEFORE OPERATING
(ASSUMING YOU CAN READ) - IF NOT JUST PULL AND
PUSH EVERYTHING UNTIL IT STARTS TO  MOVE.

DO NOT PERFORM ACROBATIC STUNTS
 UNLESS YOU HAVE IGNORED ALL OF THE ABOVE AND HAVE
 A FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE BOUGHT ON BY CHILDLIKE
EXUBERANCE, BOOZE, DRUGS OR PURE 100% IDIOCY.

Sticker measures approximately 85mm by 130mm.

Stickers are cut to shape, the white square that you see is backing paper.

The key is for size comparison only and is not included.

All stickers are printed on premuim outdoor grade vinyl. This automotive specification vinyl is medium tack and will not damage paintwork providing it is sound, well keyed and applied to an acceptable standard. Stickers may be clear coated with most modern clear coats and lacquers (request vinyl sample when ordering for testing if you are unsure).